When I lived in Tacoma, Washington, an unlikely local hero emerged by the name of Tattoo. Now this basset hound never intended to go for an evening run, but had no choice when the owner clamped his leash in the car door and took off for a drivewith Tattoo in tow.
Police motorcycle officer, Terry Filbert, was driving near North 21st and Adam Street about 7:25 p.m. when he noticed a vehicle that appeared to have something dragging behind it. Filbert described what he saw as a hound dog picking them up and putting them down as fast as he could.
Filbert pursued the car to a stop but not before the dog reached speeds in excess of 25 mph and had rolled over several times. The cars occupants, a man and a woman, jumped out when Filbert told them they were dragging a dog. The couple was distressed and began calling, Tattoo, Tattoo! The dog, 8 months old, was uninjured and no citation was issued.
Ever feel like Tattoopicking them up and putting them down as fast as you can? Racing faster than you could ever run? If so, youre part of the club. These days it seems everyone is obsessed with speed.
Pastor John Ortberg points out that the most popular pizza maker is Dominos. The CEO brags, We dont even sell pizza; we sell fast delivery. (If youve even tasted a Dominos pizza, you know thats true!) The best-selling shampoo in America combines shampoo and conditioner in one step. Heaven forbid that we would waste time with the old-fashioned rinsing we used to do. We eat at greasy hamburger joints, not because they offer good food, or cheap food, but fast food. In our dizzying quest to get it even faster we invented the drive-thru. Now you dont have to come to a complete stop before getting your meal. This way, families can eat together in the minivan just like God intended from the beginning of time.
Leonard Sweet, in his book Soul Salsa, describes our fixation with hurry. His label is backgroundingstacking multiple tasks in order to get more done in a shorter amount of time. Listen to his words:
My wife does backgrounding really well. While shes talking to me on the phone, shes cooking in the kitchen, giving directions to the kids, and working at her business (and thats just what I know about). In other words, shes not giving me her full attention (she does refuse to take call waiting while were talking); shes multitasking.
My favorite way of conjuring titles for books or articles is while Im playing baseball with my son. In other words, Im not giving him my full attention. My favorite way to go online and answer e-mail is while Im watching TV. In other words, Im not giving friends my full attention. If truth be told, full attention moments are few and far between. When they do occur, its called worship.*
Worship is simply giving God our full attention. And its the most worthwhile thing a person can do.
So why not give worship a whirl today? Hit the pause button on your harried, hurried life and focus your heart on praising God. For all of us who feel like a hound dog being pulled faster than we can run, God renders relief in the simple act of praise.
Try it! Chances are youll fall in love with Mans Best Friend.
* Leonard Sweet, Soul Salsa (Grand Rapids, Mich.: Zondervan Publishing House, 2000), 124.
Karl Haffner, Walla Walla College Church senior pastor, writes from College Place, Washington.